the ultimate splinter cell solution

[Penkster]

After extensive research into the matter I came up with the following solution to the problem. Be advised that the following method is not 100% guaranteed.

1/ Dress yourself so as not to cause distress to fellow shoppers
2/ Make your way to the nearest retail outlet for PC software
3/ Hand some of that funny paper stuff commonly know as money or a credit/debit card to the cashier
4/ In return the 13 year old spotty kid behind the counter will hand over a retail copy of Chaos Theory
5/ Go home
6/ Install said software using the legitimate keys provided
7/ Play the game

** Note that steps 1 and 2 can be skipped if ordering online

This method worked perfectly for me even though the online portion of the game is a total waste of time.

[drdead]

Hmm? My english isn't good enough too unterstand the text.
Can somebody explain what this thread is about?
For me it looks like a fun-thread, or am I wrong?

[dede]

no drdread you right it's a fun thread otherwise it´s not gonna work But t.foster73 & Penkster's methode work fine otherwise it´s not gonna work just kolle3223's methode is bad otherwise it´s not gonna work because to work you need piss in the breeches otherwise it´s not gonna work for a complet game setting otherwise it´s not gonna work

& chrisdodge's methode are excellent.otherwise it´s not gonna work

[tbaher]

My neighbor doesn't have a monitor.
They have a "baby monitor". It's Battery Powered.

Did anyone actually buy the new splinter cell yet? I am waiting to finish pandora tomorrow (which will never be done because i have FFX on the PS2 and then FFX-2)

[kolle2332]

hm, i wonder if the starforce guys will beat my solution in the next SF version.

i hope they don´t, cause then i´ll have to find another tricky solution like the one now.

and apologies to over the 1000 people who read this thread and those who are going to, hoping to find a real solution and probably think like LoedD after reading this. Sorry.

[Grumpy]

Ahh dont appolagize for supplying us with a good laugh. I enjoyed the humor of it anyway, in fact I thought it was quite clever and witty!

[Adam18]

Instead of doing that, why dont you just play splinter cell with your neighbour?

turn all the lights off, one plays sam fisher, other plays the guard

[suh8lim3]

Yeah, that was pretty "hillarious" alright. Now if only I was in middle school again I could enjoy it fully like the rest of you seem to have. I guess being out of high school gives me a better idea of what "funny" is.

[GreYFoX]

What are you talking about this is the real solution !
you just forgot alot of things.....
i did what you told us exactly , 1st it didn't work but then
i did the following i bought 3 UPS (uninterruptible power source)
i conected them to my pc & my neighbor's & my fridge (i was too hungry by the time i was doing this)
and then i ate
then i walked very slowly like a tutle which has a broken leg
heading for the main state power supply and i slowly cutted off the whole state's power
then i formated the pc ,(with the monitor unplugged)
and then i ate
i installed winXP mc 2005(with the monitor unplugged)
i install SCCT(with the monitor unplugged)
then i ate again
and then i excuted the exe(with the monitor unplugged) , and there you go

look if it didn't work for you
you might wanna buy new computer, car & house . in another state
coz you already messed up the power of this one and i doubt the ups will support you this long


P.S.: if you have a wife you have to divorce her

[Evil Homer]

Originally Posted by Grumpy

Ahh dont appolagize for supplying us with a good laugh. I enjoyed the humor of it anyway, in fact I thought it was quite clever and witty!

Tell that to my neighbor, he's pissed!!!