the ultimate splinter cell solution

[Penkster]

After extensive research into the matter I came up with the following solution to the problem. Be advised that the following method is not 100% guaranteed.

1/ Dress yourself so as not to cause distress to fellow shoppers
2/ Make your way to the nearest retail outlet for PC software
3/ Hand some of that funny paper stuff commonly know as money or a credit/debit card to the cashier
4/ In return the 13 year old spotty kid behind the counter will hand over a retail copy of Chaos Theory
5/ Go home
6/ Install said software using the legitimate keys provided
7/ Play the game

** Note that steps 1 and 2 can be skipped if ordering online

This method worked perfectly for me even though the online portion of the game is a total waste of time.