The Offical Funniest Jokes Thread

[Grand_WahZoo]

One afternoon at the local tavern a Man enters and 3 ducks waddle right behind
him, he politely asks if his feathered friends would be a problem? The Tavernkeep seeing no one else in the
pub assured the man it wasnt. The Man sat at the bar and requested a beverage.
Each of the ducks hopped up on their own stool and remained quiet After the patron finished his drink he excused himself to
the watercloset.... So as he was away the bar keep decides to ask the 1st duck
his name. To his amazement the duck replies "Huey" the bartender then responds how are you today Huey? And Huey returned Very good we went to the park and on the way I jumped in and out of puddles, then swam in the pond.
The barkeep then asked the 2nd duck his name? And was informed his name was "Duey" he then asked how Duey was today? Duey responded.... Very good we went to the park and on the way I jumped in and out of puddles, then swam in the pond.
The bartender looked to the 3rd duck and says well then would that make you Louie? The last duck replies No! Im Puddles and don't ask me how my day is goin!!!!!