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It tells you to extract the crack to the game directory, then run update.bat, then copy the crack over, then play.
First of all, it doesn't make any sense. How can you copy the crack to the game directory, then copy it over again later?
Secondly, and most importantly, there is no update.bat file - anywhere. And the patch itself is done through an auto-update within the game -- there's nothing downloadable as far as I know.
So how is anybody supposed to use this?