View Full Version : Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Neipas02
29-04-2005, 17:31
I'm curious to know what you guys do for a living.. Some people I already know.. Like Luciel is a professional pretty boy.. And i'm sure half the population of FF are students.. But uh elaborate if you will?
If you're going to school what're you going to school for?
Eh.. Since I started I suppose I have to go first..
I'm a supervisor for this company Sypris Test and Measurement.
A testing house for Integrate Circuits.. A large array of microchips and other small components. Centering around quality control for Aerospace stuff.. Customers like Boeing and Honeywell.. Etc..
Grumpy .. what in the heck do you do for a living.. ? Somehow I only see you on the corner wearing a bright pink dress yelling at people when they pass by in their cars.. Oddball image.. But you're an oddball kinda guy ;)
LOL! @ Grumpys profession!
and... im also an IT student ^.^
I own a construction company. We install custom wood mouldings and stair systems in commercial buildings and up scale residential homes.
Neipas02
30-04-2005, 08:25
I own a construction company. We install custom wood mouldings and stair systems in commercial buildings and up scale residential homes.
Somehow I saw you in a position of authority. Excellent.. I admire any person that can take that kind of risk. That's my dream.. Owning my own business.. Seems though just coming up with an idea is as hard as following through.
@Neipas
Grumpy .. what in the heck do you do for a living.. ? Somehow I only see you on the corner wearing a bright pink dress yelling at people when they pass by in their cars.. Oddball image.. But you're an oddball kinda guy
Man you are good! When i was at school and took the employment aptitude test, your description is exactly what came up as my best possibility for employment! Right down to the pink dress!! I did try it for a while but I caused far to many traffic jams as people kept stopping asking if they could buy the dress! Sicko's!!!
When I left that job I went in to the paper business. I tested cigarette papers! I'm sure you know the ones! The roll your own ciggy type. I found they burnt a lot better when using a nicely dry green substace through them! Once the tobaccy companies found out I wasnt actually using them for legal tobbaco, well bussiness soon burnt out!
Then I had brain wave and decided to mix my last two jobs together! I now stand on those corners and instead at yelling at passing cars i now throw doobies, joints, spliffs, numbers, (you get the idea) at them! Well bussiness is just booming! I now employ a large group of wierd and wonderful people and we all meet at my place, compare our best pink dresses whilst choofing down our best grown joints then hit the city streets to clean some windscreens! The windscreens pay unbelievably well!
So if you ever come and visit my lovely country be sure to look me up as I am sure I would be able to accomadate you as well! Its cool I will supply the work uniform (the pink dress) and the doobies! I'm sure you will be fit right into it and enjoy the work!
Oh yeh, I also own and manage my own Rooftiling bussiness, but I only do this for the fitness! ;)
@Neipas
Man you are good! When i was at school and took the employment aptitude test, your description is exactly what came up as my best possibility for employment! Right down to the pink dress!! I did try it for a while but I caused far to many traffic jams as people kept stopping asking if they could buy the dress! Sicko's!!!
When I left that job I went in to the paper business. I tested cigarette papers! I'm sure you know the ones! The roll your own ciggy type. I found they burnt a lot better when using a nicely dry green substace through them! Once the tobaccy companies found out I wasnt actually using them for legal tobbaco, well bussiness soon burnt out!
Then I had brain wave and decided to mix my last two jobs together! I now stand on those corners and instead at yelling at passing cars i now throw doobies, joints, spliffs, numbers, (you get the idea) at them! Well bussiness is just booming! I now employ a large group of wierd and wonderful people and we all meet at my place, compare our best pink dresses whilst choofing down our best grown joints then hit the city streets to clean some windscreens! The windscreens pay unbelievably well!
So if you ever come and visit my lovely country be sure to look me up as I am sure I would be able to accomadate you as well! Its cool I will supply the work uniform (the pink dress) and the doobies! I'm sure you will be fit right into it and enjoy the work!
Oh yeh, I also own and manage my own Rooftiling bussiness, but I only do this for the fitness! ;) ROTFLMAO, Excellent reply grumpy :D
@neipas02, Its really not all that great. Lots of headaches and stress
Somehow I saw you in a position of authority. Excellent.. I admire any person that can take that kind of risk. That's my dream.. Owning my own business.. Seems though just coming up with an idea is as hard as following through. Its really not as great as it sounds. Many headaches and alot of stress :)
...well i think i am the youngest man in this forum :D me and cdkiller.... ;)
well i finish this year a chef school and then will go to army....
Neipas02
30-04-2005, 13:54
@Neipas
Man you are good! When i was at school and took the employment aptitude test, your description is exactly what came up as my best possibility for employment! Right down to the pink dress!! I did try it for a while but I caused far to many traffic jams as people kept stopping asking if they could buy the dress! Sicko's!!!
When I left that job I went in to the paper business. I tested cigarette papers! I'm sure you know the ones! The roll your own ciggy type. I found they burnt a lot better when using a nicely dry green substace through them! Once the tobaccy companies found out I wasnt actually using them for legal tobbaco, well bussiness soon burnt out!
Then I had brain wave and decided to mix my last two jobs together! I now stand on those corners and instead at yelling at passing cars i now throw doobies, joints, spliffs, numbers, (you get the idea) at them! Well bussiness is just booming! I now employ a large group of wierd and wonderful people and we all meet at my place, compare our best pink dresses whilst choofing down our best grown joints then hit the city streets to clean some windscreens! The windscreens pay unbelievably well!
So if you ever come and visit my lovely country be sure to look me up as I am sure I would be able to accomadate you as well! Its cool I will supply the work uniform (the pink dress) and the doobies! I'm sure you will be fit right into it and enjoy the work!
Oh yeh, I also own and manage my own Rooftiling bussiness, but I only do this for the fitness! ;)
You kill me smalls. That was a good laugh for today. Too many small business owners.. I'm becoming envious. Too many pink dresses.. Not enough doobies.
@Warlock ah but I can tell you like it.. Guys like you thrive on stress and chaos. Otherwise you would've quit a long time ago.
@Luci Why chef school and THEN the army... After chef school aren't you supposed to go out and... be a chef?.. Or are you doing it for the eduction benefits (college money).
Quall999
30-04-2005, 14:55
I am unemployed and a full time student (freshmen). I am as poor as you get (j/k).
My last job was working in the stock room overnight, at a Target store. They started to treat their employees very badly (pay cuts, time cuts, atmosphear got too strict. I had 5 manager bosses), so I stopped going.
@quall
i though that you were like 35-40 y old!!! :o
pretty damn good for you(i mean you know everything about dvd's etc)keep up man
Quall999
01-05-2005, 12:05
20yrs :p. I took some time off to earn cash before going to school.
Neipas02
01-05-2005, 14:16
Yep Quall is quite the prodigy.. Surprised the hell out of me. Cheers to an education. Put to good use.. Damn if I could I'd quit working all together and stay in school all damn day.
@quall
same here(20y old)
keep up man.
i think im the younguest mod then :S
no seriously, i do think im the younguest.
Neipas02
03-05-2005, 20:05
How old are you..?
:eek: Luciel is definately the youngest! ;)
sure he is....i think around 30???
anyone knows anything about tyler???
you are serious aren't ya?
Quall999
04-05-2005, 07:30
0_0
i'd make a crack about charlie, but I think it would be too disrespectful. :(
TylerDurden
04-05-2005, 07:52
Charlie was 60. Im 28. And my daddies a proctologist and he says Neipas has a tumor.
Tyler!
Neipas02
04-05-2005, 09:04
It's Not A Tumor!..
@Neipas
Hmmm, do I detect a little Arnie tone in your voice? ;)
@Tyler....
damn you're the oldest mod along with GLH...
Neipas02
04-05-2005, 13:23
Judging by demeanor, ToyBoy is somewhere up there in age also.. Could be wrong.. And Warlock (i'm guessing) since he has his own business (and the way he handles business) is probably up there eh..
Yeah, i'm a older guy compaired to you guy's. I just turned 38 in March, I got 3 kids, Two beautiful daughters, ages 16 and 12 and a son 6. All three are avid gamers just like there dad :D
Neipas02
04-05-2005, 20:01
Daaaaang.. Close to the big 40. Are ya scared there buddy? Ah well the games and the kiddies will keep you young in spirit.. That or they'll drive you insane.. Especially when the 16 year old starts dating.. Bahah..
On the bright side at least you're not as old as grumpy.. He was spouting off something about viagra and speed walking the other day.. He assumed I knew what he was talking about?! I've got him pegged at 63 1/2.
@Neipas
He was spouting off something about viagra and speed walking the other day..
lol, once again Neipas you have misunderstood what I was talking about! I was referring to the names I give my pet dogs. You see I like to come up with the most unusual names for my pets. Viagra and Speed were 2 of the names of my previous dogs! You must of got mixed up when I said I used to enjoy taking Speed for a walk?
This brings me to the name of my last dog. I named it 'Sex'!
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine ``Sex''. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing.
One day, I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said I was looking for Sex. My court case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said ``I would like to have one too!'' When I said ``But this is a dog'' he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said ``You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old.'' He replied ``You must have been a strong boy.''
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said ``But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex.'' He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.
My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said ``You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night'', and the clerk said ``Me too.''
One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said ``Show off!'' I told him it was a contest, and he told me I should have sold tickets.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said ``Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married'' and the Judge said ``Me too.'' When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said ``Me too.''
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me ``What seems to be the trouble'' and I replied, ``Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely.'' The doctor said ``Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog?''
Now I do hope this clears everything up! ;)
@Grumpy
...damn man ...
@Warlock
nice to hear you got a nice family...god bless them and you
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