Grumpy
23-12-2004, 10:29
Why Worry
There are only two things in life to worry about: you’re either rich, or you’re poor.
If you’re rich, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re poor, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either well or you’re ill.
If you’re well, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re ill, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either going to get better, or you’re not.
If you’re going to get better, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re not, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either going to heaven, or the other place.
If your going to heaven, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re going to the other place, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your old friends, you won’t have time to worry…..so,
Why worry?
There are only two things in life to worry about: you’re either rich, or you’re poor.
If you’re rich, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re poor, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either well or you’re ill.
If you’re well, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re ill, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either going to get better, or you’re not.
If you’re going to get better, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re not, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either going to heaven, or the other place.
If your going to heaven, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re going to the other place, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your old friends, you won’t have time to worry…..so,
Why worry?